zauberball

2022-11-10 22:57:44

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2022-11-09 23:32:57

After almost a year in a coma my wife is having to learn the basics again. Like how to walk.... how to talk... how to feed herself, and most importantly.... how not to argue with me at the top of the...

2022-11-09 23:31:49

ave you ever noticed, how a lot of F1 drivers share their names with Scottish places? Stirling Moss, Eddie Irvine, Lewis Hamilton, Ayr Town Centre..:_:D:_:D

2022-11-09 23:29:00

A recent survey says that the first car you drive is as memorable as your first kiss... This is true. I still remember mine, an old banger that stank of piss. Can't think what the car was though...

2022-11-09 23:28:38

would,nt

2022-11-09 23:18:35

Oss

2022-11-09 23:16:52

yet

2022-11-09 23:15:51

wet

2022-11-08 23:09:16

message

2022-11-08 23:08:16

voucher

2022-11-08 23:06:55

The wife said, "You haven't listened to a fucking word I've said, have you!" What strange way to start a conversation with me!:_:D:_:D

2022-11-08 21:14:59

I got a lift to the eleventh floor, and as I got out, the operator said "Have a good day, son." "Don't call me son," I said. "You're not my dad." He scratched...

2022-11-08 21:14:45

I took my gert to a disco, theres a man on the dance floor, moonwalking, break dancing, head spins, the works. Gert turns to me & sighs "You see that man? 38 years ago he asked me to marry h...

2022-11-08 21:13:11

My wife's left me because I keep stealing her wheelchair. It's ok though I know she'll eventually come crawling back to me.:_:D

2022-11-08 21:12:53

A man was walking his dog through a graveyard when he saw another man crouching behind a gravestone. "Morning!" he said. The other man replied, "No, just having a shit"

2022-11-08 21:12:10

My mate said, "It's mine and the wife's ten year anniversary next weekend. I thought we could go somewhere really nice together." "Sounds good to me, mate. What are you going...

2022-11-08 21:10:49

I woke up and saw my wife sobbing on the edge of the bed. "What's the matter?" I said and sat beside her. "You came in last night extremely drunk and said how much you hated me &...

2022-11-08 21:10:36

[quote=phunpsyz] same as the previous Unit, only bigger and "she'll like it too" - Frank Thomas (and sometimes Doug Flutie) [torrent=15096684] [/quote] Added

2022-11-08 10:24:05

I’ve found marriage to be very educational. For example, I had no idea there was a wrong way to put milk in the fridge !!:_:D

2022-11-07 22:08:57

fasten

2022-11-06 23:09:47

sauce

2022-11-06 23:07:24

potter

2022-11-06 23:05:34

I’ve found marriage to be very educational. For example, I had no idea there was a wrong way to put milk in the fridge !!:_:D:_:D

2022-11-06 22:43:41

rough

2022-11-06 22:38:27

disappeared

2022-11-06 22:36:54

notepad

2022-11-06 22:35:13

[quote=phunpsyz] "The Unit is a covert Special Forces team that does not exist." - but the torrent does [torrent=15093567] [/quote] Added

2022-11-06 10:49:46

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2022-11-05 21:27:57

I got sacked from the Salvation Army soup kitchen yesterday. All I said was,"Hurry up for fucks sake, some of us have got homes to go to!":_:D

2022-11-05 21:27:24