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2022-11-25 23:09:44

A blonde girl decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid. So, she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. Whi...

2022-11-23 21:41:36

I was at the check-out with 2 trolleys-full of shopping when a little old lady got behind me in the queue. She only had a carton of milk, so I said, 'Is that all you've got love?' She...

2022-11-23 21:41:16

The plumber said, " why haven't you paid the bill for the work I did last Friday". I replied," well it was not what you quoted" The plumber said, " I didn't give ...

2022-11-23 21:38:44

Some bloke knocked on the door today. I opened it and he stood there, about 3 ft 3 inches tall. I said "who are you?" He said, "I'm the meter man":_:D:_:D

2022-11-23 21:38:30

My wife said she's leaving me because she's fed up of me treating her like a child. So, I gave her a sticker for standing up for herself.:_:D

2022-11-23 21:37:42

In the 40 years we have been married my wife has had a boob job, a nose job,dyed her hair and finally a facelift. Yet whenever we argue, her favourite line is always, "You're not the man...

2022-11-23 21:36:05

I've just walked past a homeless guy with a sign that read: 'One day this could be you.' So I put my £2 back in my pocket, just in case he's right.:_:D:_:D

2022-11-23 21:35:45

fatty:_:D

2022-11-23 21:32:53

hosted

2022-11-23 21:30:33

zould

2022-11-23 21:29:29

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2022-11-22 21:37:00

Just bumped into an old mate of mine today. I said, "What are you doing these days?" He said, "I prepare meals for the homeless, drug addicts, piss heads and down and outs." I s...

2022-11-22 21:36:46

My mate said, "I like your car." I said, "It's not very practical now we've got a baby." He said, "How about I buy it off you?" I said, "Yeah, go on the...

2022-11-22 21:34:48

What's the difference between a fridge and a vagina? A fridge won't fart when you take your meat out!!:_:D:_:D

2022-11-22 21:34:00

Just got back from a very emotional wedding, Even the cake was in tiers!!:_:D

2022-11-22 21:33:48

Someone just offered me 4 sides of venison for £100 I thought it was too deer!:_:D:_:D

2022-11-22 21:31:47

catch

2022-11-22 21:19:35

dasiy

2022-11-22 21:18:02

unuse

2022-11-22 21:16:53

One day God was looking down to earth and saw all the evil going on. He decided to send an angel down to earth to check it out. So, he called on a female angel and sent her to earth for a time. When s...

2022-11-21 23:10:41

The other day I went over to a nearby Pharmacy. When I got there, I went straight to the back of the Store to where the Pharmacists Counter is located. I took out my little brown bottle along with a...

2022-11-21 23:10:01

zest

2022-11-21 22:05:26

reusable

2022-11-21 22:04:41

ants

2022-11-21 22:01:18

Two old ladies were outside their nursing home having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking. Lady ...

2022-11-20 20:56:30

An old man in the nursing home got a bottle of wine for his birthday. He talked the old lady in the next Room into sharing it with him... After they were both totally bombed, he started groping the ol...

2022-11-20 20:54:31

Paddy takes his son to the zoo. When they get to the elephants the zoo keeper said, this elephant can tell how old you are with one look. Paddys son shouts, "how old am I"...? The elephant s...

2022-11-20 20:54:12

My wife called me as I was sat in the pub last night. "I've cooked dinner," she screamed. "And if you’re not home within 20 minutes I'm going to feed it to the dog." ...

2022-11-20 20:52:27

I told my boss that three companies were after me and I need a raise... My boss asked “what companies?“ "Gas, water and electricity." I replied.:_:D:_:D

2022-11-20 20:52:11