nosy

2022-12-07 22:29:10

lnused

2022-12-07 22:26:51

Listen

2022-12-07 20:01:59

Eaten

2022-12-07 20:00:41

Glue

2022-12-07 19:59:18

Once again this year, I’ve had requests for my Vodka Christmas Cake recipe so here goes. Please keep in your files as I am beginning to get tired of typing this up every year! (Made mine this mornin...

2022-12-06 22:56:38

A grandad asked his grandson what he wanted for Christmas... "I want a bike, an iPod, some football boots and a Nintendo Wii," he replied... "When I was a boy," said grandad, &quo...

2022-12-06 22:55:14

Christmas dinner is just like any other dinner to me... Sitting at the table with a fat bird that doesn't gobble anymore!:_:D:_:D

2022-12-06 22:54:17

My mother always used to say, "make sure you wash all your food before you eat it". Lovely woman, but she made rubbish sandwiches.:_:D

2022-12-06 22:54:02

A friend of mine just told me that she's got swelling on her arse, legs and boobs. I thought..whoa...too much inflammation!:_:D:_:D

2022-12-06 22:52:33

It’s really difficult to find what you want on eBay. I was searching for cigarette lighters an found over 15,000 matches.:_:D

2022-12-06 22:52:18

A man walks into a book shop, as asks the cashier Do you have any cookery books with advice on using Oxo? No" replied the cashier, "We're out of stock.:_:D:_:D

2022-12-06 22:51:17

The man who invented ice cream sadly passed away today... 100s and 1000s are expected to attend his funeral.

2022-12-06 22:51:03

We were so poor as kids growing up in our house... If I didn't wake up with a hard on on Christmas day, I had nowt to play with...:_:D

2022-12-06 22:49:59

I've got a Blur alarm clock, so I always wake up listening to Park Life, except on Wednesdays when I get rudely awakened by the dustmen!:_:D

2022-12-06 22:49:44

Every Christmas, we used to go down the pub for a few hours then come back and deck the Halls… Why the Halls never reported us is a mystery!:_:D

2022-12-06 22:47:54

I asked the doctor if I could administer my own anaesthetic... He said, "Go ahead, knock yourself out!":_:D:_:D

2022-12-06 22:47:41

jess

2022-12-06 22:45:00

motor

2022-12-06 22:43:04

exused

2022-12-06 22:40:41

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2022-12-05 22:45:36

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2022-12-05 22:45:23

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2022-12-05 22:43:52

I was in a job interview when the manager handed me his laptop and said, "I want you to try and sell this to me." So I put it under my arm, walked out of the building and went home. Eventu...

2022-12-05 22:41:42

Paddy goes into a John Lewis department store and asks the shopkeeper, "Excuse me sir, but do you sell potato clocks?" The shopkeeper looks at him and says, "Are you taking the piss? W...

2022-12-05 22:41:22

houses

2022-12-05 22:32:59

kettle

2022-12-05 22:31:55

cougher

2022-12-05 22:30:58

Ittle

2022-12-05 19:58:47

Fastest

2022-12-05 19:51:12