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2022-11-30 22:10:49

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2022-11-30 22:09:44

So, the Movember Moustache will finally be shaven off at midnight tonight thank god. I'm so happy, my wife was starting to look like Tom Selleck.:_:D:_:D

2022-11-30 22:09:32

nosyparker

2022-11-30 22:01:31

notepad

2022-11-30 21:59:43

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2022-11-30 21:56:40

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2022-11-29 22:32:17

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2022-11-29 22:31:58

I was sat at the bar waiting to meet a woman that I'd been chatting to over the internet earlier, when I got a tap on the shoulder. "Are you Bob?" the woman asked. "You're f...

2022-11-29 22:29:35

There's some thieving bastards where I live. Last night someone stole my TV, Xbox, DVD player, all my porn, a big bag of weed and two bottles of vodka... I wouldn't mind but I only left my...

2022-11-29 22:29:21

During a routine check up I asked the doctor if he thought I'd live a long healthy life. He said, "I doubt it Mercury is in Uranus"... I laughed, "I don't believe that astrolo...

2022-11-29 22:27:24

My wife is pregnant and my doctor asked me if I had ever been present at a childbirth before. I said, "Yes just once." He asked, "What was it like?" I replied, "It was dar...

2022-11-29 22:26:59

I asked the missus what she wanted for Christmas, "Just get me something that starts with a D and ends in O" gave me a sexy wink and left it at that. Does anyone know where I can buy a Didge...

2022-11-29 22:22:54

I’ve got a piece of Christmas decoration stuck in my throat, the doctor said it’s the worst case of tinsilitis that he’s ever seen.:_:D

2022-11-29 22:22:44

I bought my wife some of them nipple tassels to bring a bit of excitement back into our marriage. All they've done is polish her toe nails!!..:_:D:_:D

2022-11-29 22:21:25

I tried to sign up to a website the other day. I put my password as "BeefStew" but it said password wasn't stroganoff.:_:D:_:D

2022-11-29 22:21:15

My uncle works for a company that makes bicycle wheels He's the Spokesman.:_:D:_:D

2022-11-29 22:19:57

I think my mate was built backwards, His nose runs and his feet smell!!:_:D[justify][/justify]

2022-11-29 22:19:46

lost

2022-11-29 22:15:41

litter

2022-11-29 22:14:32

inuse

2022-11-29 22:12:48

yourself

2022-11-28 22:38:13

faster

2022-11-28 22:37:04

fitter

2022-11-28 22:36:01

Tom buys a Harley Davidson. The seller tells him, "Whenever it's going to rain, rub vaseoline on the chrome so it won't rust." That night, his girlfriend takes him to meet her pa...

2022-11-28 21:10:51

Last night whilst watching television I said to the wife "you know what you're the absolute double of Jennifer Anniston". She gave me a cheeky grin and said "really?" I said,...

2022-11-28 21:10:36

I said to the wife, "i wish i known you as a baby". She said, "awww, did you want to see how cute i was?" I said, "No, you couldnt fuckin talk then.":_:(

2022-11-28 21:08:38

I was just sitting in the pub when this gorgeous woman came over and said “every time you smile I want to bring you back to my place” I said “fair play are you single?” She said “No. I�...

2022-11-28 21:06:42

I flopped my cock out in front of a girl last night and said, "Do you like my new piercing?" After a few seconds she said, "Where's the piercing then?" :_:D

2022-11-28 21:05:49

A man walks into an Ann Summers shop, and asks for a see through negligee, size 54-52-58. The assistant looks at him and says," Why the fuck would you want to see through that?".:_:D:_:D

2022-11-28 21:04:51