Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop in Dingle. They walk over to the bird section and Gerry says to Paddy, 'Dat's dem.' The owner comes over and asks if he can help them. 'Yeah,...

2023-02-20 22:21:36

A little boy was waiting for his mother to come out of the grocery store. As he waited, he was approached by a man who asked, "Son, can you tell me where the Post Office is"...? The little ...

2023-02-20 22:19:36

My wife always wanted a son with a foreign sounding name, so after she gave birth she decided on Mark but with a C. I just went now to register his name! I am so excited on my way home to see litt...

2023-02-20 22:19:19

Gert: "Hugh please stop pissing on the toilet seat" Me: "Why?" Gert: Because I'm trying to have a shit!":_:D:_:D

2023-02-20 22:15:33

I was stopped by a policeman earlier. He said, "Do you know how fast you were going?" "I was trying to keep up with traffic," I replied He said, "There is no traffic."...

2023-02-20 22:15:15

My mate just asked me, "If you were stuck on a desert island, and you could have three records, what would they be?" I said, "The long distance swimming one would be handy!:_:D:_:D:_:D

2023-02-20 22:13:08

The man who invented 'cats eyes' got the idea when he saw the eyes of a cat reflected in his headlights... If the cat had been going the other way, he would have invented the pencil sharpe...

2023-02-20 22:12:54

[quote=EVILTEEN777] Pls Add: [torrent=15217050] [/quote] Added

2023-02-20 20:48:24

naughty

2023-02-15 23:04:43

jetter

2023-02-15 23:03:38

hosted

2023-02-15 23:02:08

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2023-02-15 22:59:52

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2023-02-15 22:59:37

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2023-02-15 22:58:15

We cleared out my gran's flat this morning, sorted out the good stuff and put it on eBay, and then went to the estate agents to put her flat on the market... She"ll be well pissed off when ...

2023-02-15 22:54:41

elso

2023-02-14 23:58:46

kould

2023-02-14 23:57:09

gates

2023-02-14 23:55:59

vases

2023-02-14 00:08:47

xet

2023-02-14 00:07:09

bought:_:D:_:D

2023-02-14 00:05:17

bought:_:D:_:D

2023-02-14 00:04:56

bought:_:D:_:D

2023-02-14 00:04:08

bought:_:D:_:D

2023-02-14 00:03:29

[quote=phunpsyz] where is [user=GodAndUlster] ? [/quote] am here lol....

2023-02-13 23:57:09

A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road. He stopped and offered her a lift which she accepted. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her habit to open and reveal a lovely...

2023-01-29 22:15:05

A little Irishman gets into a lift, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little Irishman staring at him. He looks down and says: "7 ft tall, 350 p...

2023-01-29 22:14:45

My neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the veterinarian. He found that the problem was hair in its ears. He cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine. The vet then pro...

2023-01-29 22:12:05

A Woman Sends a Text to Her Husband" "Honey, don't forget to buy BREAD when you come home from work and your girlfriend Valerie greets you." Husband: "Who is Valerie?" ...

2023-01-29 22:09:42

The orphanage My mate runs burned down today with the lives of sixty children lost. Thank fuck He don't have to tell their parents.:_:D

2023-01-29 22:09:28