zest

2023-03-06 20:39:02

[quote=LiberalLesbo] [center][size=4][color=purple]Ga[/color][/size][size=6][color=red][b]U[/b][/color][/size][size=4][color=purple]nt[/color][/size][/center] [/quote] mmmmm your getting as bad as re...

2023-03-06 20:37:31

battleship

2023-03-06 20:33:12

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2023-03-05 21:49:20

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2023-03-05 21:48:57

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2023-03-05 21:46:55

🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨 Little Red Riding Hood has been found in a critical condition. Paramedics have stabilised her... But she's not out of the woods yet!:_:D:_:D

2023-03-05 21:40:25

Ah, I was just remembering being at school, smoking with the 5th year lads behind the bike sheds, trying to cop off with all the girls, throwing stink bombs in through the staff room window..... The...

2023-03-05 21:38:52

My mum is terrified of mice. The last time she saw one she pulled a knife on it. We had to say, "MUM! You're gonna get us thrown out of Disneyland!":_:D:_:D

2023-03-05 21:38:32

When I arrive home last night my wife was sat opposite me with her legs wide open. I said to her, "Are you wearing crotchless knickers?" "Oh, yes!" she replied with a little smile...

2023-03-05 21:36:56

Scientists have revealed that sperm helps hair grow, which explains why lots of men have hairy knuckles…but it’s got me wondering about my Grandmas’s moustache.....:_:D:_:D

2023-03-05 21:36:35

[quote=LiberalLesbo] [center][size=4][color=purple]I belive this one is "Third letter 'S'", so I'm going to go for... Un[/color][/size][size=6][color=red][b]S[/b][/color][/s...

2023-03-05 21:30:10

[quote=relles] [color=red]trUncated[/color] [/quote] you atill sleeping dear:_:D:_:D

2023-03-05 21:28:13

found

2023-03-05 21:24:27

xet

2023-03-05 21:23:25

rates

2023-03-03 23:50:29

bought

2023-03-03 23:49:01

taught

2023-03-03 23:48:10

My friend's wife left him last week. She said she was going out for milk and never came back... I asked him how he was coping. He said, "Not bad. I've been using some of that powdered...

2023-03-03 22:58:59

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2023-03-03 21:25:45

This morning, I contacted the QMC Hospital to let them know that if my wife's condition should deteriorate, I hereby give my permission for them to switch off the life support machine. They infor...

2023-03-03 21:25:30

My kids have been throwing Scrabble tiles at each other again... It's all fun and games until someone loses an i:_:D:_:D

2023-03-03 21:23:16

Michael: in a club to a hot bird “Can I buy you a drink perhaps?'' Girl: "How about skipping the drink and going straight to your place?'' Michael : ''Wow that...

2023-03-03 21:23:01

qater

2023-03-03 21:19:05

zauntee

2023-03-03 21:17:54

rat:_:D:_:D

2023-03-03 21:14:21

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2023-03-02 21:11:26

Please copy and paste this to your status if you're constantly being asked to copy and paste things to your status by friends who copy and paste things to their statuses. Many people won't c...

2023-03-02 21:09:04

I can't believe the lack of community spirit in my street. An old lady slipped over outside my house. I stood at my window in hysterics watching her try to get up for half an hour and not one ...

2023-03-02 21:06:24

Spoke to my mate this morning and he said he'd hired an Eastern European cleaner to vacuum his house. "How did you get on?" I asked. "She took 15 hours!" "Not great th...

2023-03-02 21:06:09