issiues

2023-03-09 22:53:05

vouch

2023-03-09 22:49:37

outbound

2023-03-09 22:47:39

Just to let you know, I've been admitted to hospital, I ate what I thought was an onion and it turned out to be a daffodil bulb, They said I'll be out in the spring!!:_:D:_:D

2023-03-09 10:31:36

A Muslim was sitting next to Paddy on a plane. Paddy ordered a whiskey. The stewardess asked the Muslim if he'd like a drink. He replied in disgust 'I'd rather be raped by a dozen whore...

2023-03-09 10:30:06

I was walking down the street and was passing an ugly woman with two screaming kids : "How old are your twins?" I said "The girl is 12 and the boy is 7, why do you think they're ...

2023-03-09 10:29:53

I’ve just been house hunting. One place had mirrors covering the walls of every room. I thought, “I can see myself living here!”:_:D:_:D

2023-03-09 10:28:31

My new girlfriend lets me lick anything off her!! Butter, jam, cheese, you name it she lets me lick it off her.:_:D

2023-03-09 10:28:17

Just bought some Viagra tea bags. They don't improve your sex life, but they stop your biscuits going soft.:_:D:_:D

2023-03-09 10:27:03

I stayed up last night wondering where the sun went Then it dawned on me!!:_:D:_:D

2023-03-09 10:26:44

kisser

2023-03-09 10:16:37

touter

2023-03-09 10:14:10

mother

2023-03-09 10:11:55

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2023-03-08 22:00:07

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2023-03-08 21:58:01

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2023-03-08 21:56:22

I went to an Indian pharmacy at the end of our road and asked the pharmacist if they sold Benylin. "For cough?" he said. "Alright mate I only asked. There's no need for that!"...

2023-03-08 21:43:43

A 12 year old boy goes into the confession box and says, "Forgive me father for I have sinned"... The priest replies angrily, "You better not be cheating on me, you little bastard!&quo...

2023-03-08 21:42:42

My wife is doing a parachute jump tomorrow, and I’m genuinely concerned that her chute won’t open. The last time something that big hit the planet, the fucking dinosaurs got wiped out.:_:D:_:D

2023-03-08 21:42:25

ittight

2023-03-08 21:34:42

pounds

2023-03-08 21:30:40

gas

2023-03-08 21:29:09

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2023-03-07 22:48:07

1 d · My mate got a new job working shift work making chess sets. He's on Knights next week.:_:D:_:D

2023-03-07 22:44:51

I was standing at the bus stop, just finishing my cigarette, when suddenly it left without me. I could've sworn I put the friggging handbrake on.:_:D:_:D

2023-03-07 22:43:00

Just bumped into an old mate of mine today. I said, "What are you doing these days?" He said, "I prepare meals for the homeless, drug addicts, piss heads and down and outs."… S...

2023-03-07 22:41:26

fatty

2023-03-07 22:37:07

mounted

2023-03-07 22:35:47

disco

2023-03-07 22:34:13

Dad’s advice some years ago; “If you get into a fight in the pub, put a snooker ball in your sock.” Worst advice ever, I could hardly walk!:_:D:_:D

2023-03-06 23:11:52