[center][color=purple][size=5][b][i][What kind of exercise do lazy people do? Diddly-squats./i][/b][/size][/color][/center]

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[center][color=purple][size=5][b][i]What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches? A nervous wreck.[/i][/b][/size][/color][/center]

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[center][color=orange][size=5]How do you drown a hipster? Throw him in the mainstream.[/size][/color][/center]

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[center][color=green][size=4][b][i]Why did the chicken go to the séance? To get to the other side. Check out these other “why did the chicken cross the road?” jokes for more laughs.[/i][/b][/siz...

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[center][size=5][b][i]Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.[/i][/b][/size][/center]

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[center][color=#EAC117][size=4][b][i]Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space.[/i][/b][/size][/color][/center]

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[center][color=#F778A1][size=5][b]A bear walks into a bar and says, “Give me a whiskey and … cola.” “Why the big pause?” asks the bartender. The bear shrugged. “I’m not sure; I was born...

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[center][color=red][size=4][b][i]A woman in labor suddenly shouted, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!” “Don’t worry,” said the doc. “Those are just contractions.”...

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[center][color=orange][size=5][b]Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.[/b][/size][/color][/center]

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[center][color=green][size=4][b]Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Control Freak. Con… OK, now you say, “Control Freak who?” [/b][/size][/color][/center]

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[center][color=#EAC117][size=4][b]Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?” Once my dog ate all the Scrabble tiles. For day...

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[center][color=red][size=5][b]Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?” Because every play has a cast. Here are some dark jokes to check out if you have a morbid sense of humor.[/b][/size][/color][...

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[center][color=#EAC117][size=5][b]Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.[/b][/size][/color][/center]

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[center][color=red][size=5][b]Those who lack the courage will always find a philosophy to justify it.[/b][/size][/color][/center]

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[center][color=purple][size=5][b]The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion.[/b][/size][/color][/center]

2023-11-25 12:36:29

[center][color=gray][size=5][b]I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.[/b][/size][/color][/center]

2023-11-25 12:35:52

[center][size=5][color=#EAC117][b][img]https://i.imgur.com/ZXlWJgO.gif[/img] Have awsome birtday [user=R3DunANT] [img]https://i.imgur.com/ZXlWJgO.gif[/img][/b][/color][/size][/center] [center][img]h...

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