OMG What was I thinking I just realized that I missed Part 1 & 2 lol |
FFS.. hollywaste just cant think of anything new.. guess cause of megdalon, sharks are stlil in... cant wait for the next shark movie based on mars or the moon... why not? If fast & furious 9 was able to duct tape a car & fly into space & pass by the Intl space station for a ride etc.. or lets just make a movie & throw in dinosaurs with sharks & fast & furious with Nick cage: Fast&Furious VS Medgdalon&Friends I'm done |
this isn't Hollywood, this was made by a director who did awesome shot on video horror movies in the 80s, microbudget direct to video that garnered an underground fanbase, you're frothing at the mouth but this film is for acquired taste, SEAVENGE! |
Funny how certain people come out of the woodwork on movies like this when something negative can be said, easy isnt it 👍 |
The best b-movies are made by writers and directors who are giving it their all. I could be wrong, but I don't think this one will qualify. Really, I haven't seen a fun shark movie since Deep Blue Sea. |
You know, there may be a silver lining in Hollywood systematically serving crap instead of movies. Maybe people will start reading again. Books, not "blogs" and "influencers". That's also crap, only online. |
Why do people like you speak of "Hollywood" as if it were one single institution or a bunch of corporations working together. It couldn't be further from the truth. They're all competitors, aiming for that same dollar which can only roll to one side. |
There is no "Hollywood". There are numerous production houses that each compete with each other for that same dollar that can only roll into one pocket. |
Cute looking shark in the poster. Probably copy pasted from a comic book. |
No it is taken from the second series Trump NFT collection cards. Trump riding a Megalodon in just a tiny speedo |
can somebody tell me what the point is in saying the film is stupid - when its pretty obvious that its supposed to be |
True, but let's be serious, so is Star Wars, Superman, Rambo, you name it. Difference is how much ridicule as a premise you are willing to accept. |
Quite right, but so are Star Wars, Rambo, Superman, you name 'm. Difference is the level of ridiculousness a viewer is willing to allow. |
A good weigh to gauge whether u should watch movies like these - If no major film reviewers reviewed it I would not waste my time. |
Spoiler alert: Microplastics killed it (Pic1) ... or not, I won't ever find out. |
Only found #2 https://torrentgalaxy.to/torrents.php?search=Jurassic+Shark#results #1 was made in 2012, https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2071491/ after a while don't they (TGX housekeeping) clean out all dead torrents links? |
My oldest (special needs) LOVES him a movie with sharks in it! So I pretty much had to... Of course then I had to go looking for the first 2. I knew about "Straight to DVD" movies; but I had no idea that they were making "Straight to Torrent" films! Seriously, I have absolutely no expectations of a quality cinematic experience. But my oldest will enjoy it, and I will be right there in the background "Mystery Science Theater 3000"-ing that beotch! LOL Hey "Carrot" I bet if we all pitched in they could they could have some "Oceanic Repellent Batspray" on hand for "Jurassic Shark 4" |