I was hoping there be some quality TNA to help me through this, but not only were the most out of shape people cast, I was also repeatedly subject to the yacht captain's plumbers crack ordeal. |
My oldest (special needs) LOVES him a movie with sharks in it! So I pretty much had to... Of course then I had to go looking for the first 2. I knew about "Straight to DVD" movies; but I had no idea that they were making "Straight to Torrent" films! Seriously, I have absolutely no expectations of a quality cinematic experience. But my oldest will enjoy it, and I will be right there in the background "Mystery Science Theater 3000"-ing that beotch! LOL Hey "Carrot" I bet if we all pitched in they could they could have some "Oceanic Repellent Batspray" on hand for "Jurassic Shark 4" |
nothing beats the sharknado series , but ill give this a go , always in the mood for a laugh |
can somebody tell me what the point is in saying the film is stupid - when its pretty obvious that its supposed to be |
some good lines, the girl in green does nice bouncy stuff you know these ppl are just having fun making a shitty movie |
Funny how certain people come out of the woodwork on movies like this when something negative can be said, easy isnt it 👍 |
what a waist of time after an50 minutes watching u see a shark that looks like a tuna the sound is like a echo in a metal room even they are in open water |
A 'waist' is measured in centimeters or inches, not in time. You meant to write 'waste'. |
A good weigh to gauge whether u should watch movies like these - If no major film reviewers reviewed it I would not waste my time. |