I'm colorless and depending on me mental/physical condition, I can jump high or I can't jump at all.. |
didnt watch the original with known actors, dont care for basketball and never will. so hard pass |
I'm a fan of Jack and Sinqua so I will def be watching this and I rewatched the original the other day after watching this trailer |
So, there is apparently so little imagination and creativity that they have to revert to digging up and dragging out old movies, recasting and reshooting them with woke dialogue/messaging. The only people laughing are Woody and Wesley, because this aint funny its just real sad. |
There have been remakes of films since the beginning of film making. Nothing new. |
I'll be checking this 'cause I'm a dribbler from way back, oh wait... this isn't porn. (Though it was white men can't hump) |
It depends on how you ask... But I assume you'll get different answers tho... |
Imagine a movie titled "Black Boys Cant Dance" Imagine the ensuing furore and media backlash. |
Mmm, "furore" - an outbreak of public anger or excitement. Great word that people hardly ever use. |
Not only is this an unnecessary remake by HULU just from looking at the poster and screenshots without needing to waste my time to watch this, I can 110% say that no one can beat the duo of Woody Harrelson and Wesley Snipes from the original. Did an online search review and ONCE AGAIN, my CRITICAL ASSESSMENT of a movie WITHOUT WATCHING IT is RIGHT ON THE MONEY AGAIN: Review: This ‘White Men Can’t Jump,’ with Jack Harlow, has no game (AP NEWS) Review: Sinqua Walls and Jack Harlow fail to recall the magic of the 1992 hit in a shallow and mostly unfunny nostalgia play (THE GUARDIAN) Review: Jack Harlow and Sinqua Walls Are So-So Subs for Originals Woody Harrelson and Wesley Snipes (VARIETY) Review: White Men Can't Jump Remake Rotten Tomatoes 30% Rotten Score Pales In Comparison To Cult Classic 77% Fresh score. (SCREEN RANT) Review: This isn’t just one of 2023’s WORST pictures, it’s one of the WORST REMAKES ever produced. (AISLE SEAT) |
That's like saying: "See, the sky is green" when you read it somewhere, ignoring all others who say it's blue and not willing to check for yourself. You can't judge a movie when you haven't seen it. And you certainly can't claim it's a "critical assessment" without even considering to watch. Period. |
@Guest-1795 As a principle, you're right. Can't comment on a movie you haven't seen. But you're being too literal. Jaxe is simply saying he thinks this is crap. Also, do notice that nobody seems to be saying the sky in this movie is blue. Even IMDB average is 2.5 stars. They'd probably do better making it a parody. |
No, he doesn't "think" this is crap, he literally says: "I can 110% say that no one can beat the duo of Woody Harrelson and Wesley Snipes from the original. Did an online search review and ONCE AGAIN, my CRITICAL ASSESSMENT". In other words: others said this is crap and I believe those strangers blindly. |
@Guest-2652: If someone you don't know says to you "Don't eat that mushroom, it's poisonous!" do you then take a nibble just to be sure??? |