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So basically we have goofball Adam Sandler portraying a russian cosmonaut speaking american english floating around having Zero-G Butt-Sex with a Space Spider. I'm geeting too old for this sh!t. |
Sorry to hear that. Until the day I die I will still live my life like I am still a kid. Keeps ya young. |
Non-SDH English MASSIVE OVERHAUL | NEW CONCEPT SINGLE LINE subtitle Fixed triple lines, Hyphens, Italics, Includes Character Names https://subscene.com/subtitles/spaceman-2024/english/3295292 . Snapshots: Spaceman (2024) [DAR 2.26 / NO BLACK BARS] https://ibb.co/album/2vd9mq . |
LMFAO! I GUESS YOU SUM IT ALL UP! CAN'T STOP LAUGHING OFF YOUR COMMENTS. |
Based on this review alone, I'm watching it |
The thought of Adam Sandler being a serious actor is so fuckin laughable. He isn't even remotely on the level of Robin Williams. |
But if it's Adam Sandler in the poster, who's in the space suit? |
Ya the movie wasnt that great maybe 6/10. Not really much of a plot. Cosmonaut thinking his relationship with his wife on earth and wife on earth thinking of her cosmonaut hubby and throw a space spider counsellor into the works. Ya I watched it and it was kinda dumb. I probably wouldnt recommend it, but you may like |
I was gonna skip this movie, figured it would be more happy gilmore less SiFi. But thanks to the stellar review by voxveritasxxx , am gonna watch it. adam sandler getting railed in the ass by an alien spider ... in Zero-G .... Gotta see it This movie could become a cult classic |
I jumped on this as I like sci fi but when I saw adam sandlar it quickly deflated any excitement for me. No thanks, tired of his old teenage level dirty jokes. |
Guest-1770 - Guess he hasn't seen many serious (and semi serious) Sandler roles starting with 2002's Punch-Drunk Love (my favorite is till 2007's Reign Over Me). |
Let's be honest Sandler cannot perform serious rolls. Anyone think he can AhhaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa |
Apparently you haven't seen Hustle.2022, one of his recent best roles: |
Cow: I didn't say Sandler was good at dramatic roles, I said he has done them for a long time, so to think that every Sandler movie is just sophomoric comedy is factually wrong & has been for over 20 years. Ftr, I'm so-so about his dramatic abilities. He's not awful, but certainly not a Carrey or Williams &c. |
He wasn't even funny back in the day he just surrounded himself with funny people that couldn't stand on their own. |
Here is the complete (and comprehensive) list of comedians from SNL who can perform drama: Bill Murray. Lemme check. Is Adam Sandler on that list? No, he is not. |
More serious Adam Sandler drama weirdness. Imo, sometimes those work well, sometimes they don't. But they're always interesting. Hoping this is one of the better ones. Thanks! |
The cast looks SO GOOD.... Paul Dano? I would watch Paul Dano reading a newspaper. EXCEPT... Adam Sandler? I would not watch him except under gunpoint. And even then, I might opt for the hereafter instead. WHY DOES ADAM SANDLER GET ANY ROLES, COMEDIC or NON-COMEDIC. HIS ONLY "ROLE" IS OPERAMAN. |
So I watched this & liked it, but can certainly see how one could hate it. It's a strange & beautiful (& strangely beautiful) film that succeeds not on Sandler's performance (which is just adequate per his dramatic norm), but the direction & cinematography which are excellent. The story is also unique, & tackles 1/ |
profound themes without veering into pseudo-intellectualism or platitudinous nonsense which so many movies dealing with these do. In the end, if nothing else, I got to see Sandler flying through space with a space spider, so not the worst experience one could have. 7/10 |
Dunno Why he is even bothering to wear a spacesuit Captain Kirk and the crew of the USS Enterprise were able to function on many mysterious planets without the need for one |
Due to mixed reactions from test screenings, the film was in post-production for almost 3 years. |
It wasn't in post-pro, it was finished, they just shelved it for a few years. Happens a lot. Sometimes for a lot longer than you might imagine. The longest one I can think of was made in 1957, but not released until 1993, cos no-one bothered to unshelve it until all the companies involved were long gone. |
The surface pressure of Venus is 92 times that of Earth Adam Sandler would be squashed like a bug |
0,92 times, Venus is smaller so you would actually weigh 10% less! |
I don't know why the description says he goes to Venus. In the movie he goes to Jupiter. |
@Guest-1083 Venus is a little smaller that Earth in circumference, but it has a very dense (93 times Earth's), very hot atmosphere (867°F / 464°C) with acid cloud |
Jupiter That is even worse There is not even a surface to land on Jupiter is composed of gases — hydrogen and helium, mostly — all the way down to its core, which may be a molten ball or a solid rock |
Don't worry about the slightly balmy temperatures Here on Venus we have lots of ice-cream stalls to enable Adam Sandler and other visitors to our beautiful planet to keep cool |
We bought an ice-cream on a trip Venus once It melted before we had got it out of the wrapper |
I don't know who wrote the plot above, but the movie has nothing to do with Venus, and as I suspected from that "in a forest" poster before I watched the movie, that scene was purely symbolic or a fantasy segment that didn't actually happen, but makes perfect sense if you watch the story. |
This is absolutely rubbish, pointless, some glue sniffers daydream. |
I never thought I would say this but this movie really needed Kevin James |
I don't know who wrote the plot above, but the movie has nothing to do with Venus, and as I suspected from that "in a forest" poster, that scene was purely symbolic or a fantasy segment that didn't actually happen, but makes perfect sense if you watch the story. |
I keep forgetting that Sandler can actually act, and without using an annoying voice. I like Sandler, but sometimes the "voice" is annoying and not needed. Decent movie. Not a keeper but worth a watch. |
I don't know what you skinny humans yapping about. The movie is ok. |