This was great. Think I'm gonna go see it a couple of times in the theater, too. Animation just looks too cool and the movie is a blast. A/ 6.5-7 V/ 6.5/7 Watchable copy with ad banners. Will work if you're like me and just couldn't wait. |
April is black, Splinter is gay, and the Turtles are weak bimbos who cheat because they can't fight. What kind of messages are these for kids? |
MAGA: Mf You are straight lying lmao. Splinter is NOT gay. He literally gets together with a mutant woman at the end. April being black "teaches" kids that those ppl exist lol. Also the Turtles are "weak" cuz they're new to this gig, it's clear they are gonna grow. You literally just read smtg online & believed it. |
Not a great day one cam - sound OK maybe 7-8 but video lacks 6 ish - usual slotshmites ads banner etc |
Look I love me some (Drunken Master) 1970's and 1980's Jackie Chan! But Jackie Chan Is A Chinese Man And Master Splinter Is A Japanese Rat! If you still don't get it, the name is: "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" not "Teenage Mutant Kung Fu Turtles"! And all this modern raunchiness and Sexual Identity over sharing straight up kills the heartfelt goofiness and joyous badassiness of the original comics and cartoons canon. So farewell to the Heroes in a Half-Shell and say hello to the HeHeros in a shaft Hell! |
I guess that's the joke, but Splinter teaches the Turtles how to fight by showing them -- you guessed it -- Jackie Chan movies! |
They are "teenage" turtles. Obviously the fil is gonna revolve around how cringe or good modern teens are. |
This is gonna ruin my childhood! I can't wait! I'll come back after I watch it. |
It's lacking. The characters are basically cos-playing as the ones you know. it falls apart in act 3. To much disgusting jokes, Splinter is the worst part. This version is the poler opposite of every other version. lacking the wisdom and "power" of Splinter we know and love. If you love the lore of TMNT it's not it. |
I was looking forward to it. Thanks for the review. You saved me 99 minutes. Hopefully there will be a fan edit some day that takes out the shite out of it, if that's possible. |
Guest-1063: Or how about actually watching it urself instead of believing everything on a torrent site? Especially outside of here the film's gotten acclaim. |
this is going to ruin my childhood. I can't wait. I'll come back and tell you everything wrong with it :D |