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oh ok its just a boobie movie ? funniest kill right at the start. they used a hedge trimmer and chain saw to go through a mesh part of a tent, and it gets all knotted up. funniest kill in years, then its all just showers and boobies |
lots of early 200's playmates exposing their boobs, of course the naked women prevail over the serial killers disguised as goats. I sense of humor is a must to watch. |
The girl is rocking knee high tube socks right out of the 80s/ all she needs is some leg warmers and a union jack tank top as Dokken and Ratt play in the background......Ah the good old days... |
Whilst reading your review. I could clearly (in my head) hear & see the Physical song and album cover from Olivia Newton-Johns' 80's hit. Holy crap I'm getting old. I had that on vinyl. lol |
Clearly you need to see this for the women. The 80's horror vibe (good intro!) got lost quite soon and so did the suspense and the story. Not much is happening and is is slow. But I'm always glad to see any efford in this genre. The director needed to go further is what I thought: gorier and more sex. Beautiful quality production though. A good attempt, I think this director is getting better, but he's not quite Ti West yet. M= 2.5 out of 5, you decide. It won't hurt your eyes, but for die hard fans only. |
Thanks for a good quality review. I appreciated your comments without hysteria added in, and even without an overt bias one way or the other. Made it easy to determine if I should spend time on it, or not. Wanted to say so to thank you, but also to give a heads up to others, who sometimes go off the rails. Thanks. |
Then how come I read a clear bias in that review? "You need to see this for the women", "The director needed to go further is what I thought: gorier and more sex". |
Call it shit if you want, but the amount of a55 and bob in this movie is gr8. |
Lewis Hamilton is an overpaid over-privileged, over-entitled, over-opinionated elitist who would be best served by keeping in his lane |
Does GOATS stand for Ginormous Oversized Abnormal T.....s by any chance? The actresses in this definitely seem to fit a certain less than complimentary stereotype. I wonder why? |
A movie critic typically needs a bachelor's degree in screenwriting or film to work in this career field. Some critics may have a background in journalism and creative writing. However, they all need a basic understanding of writing or reporting on film as a building block |
@LiberalLesbo doesn't hurt either if the person actually watches the item they are reviewing. |