The woman at the Job Centre said, "You're always late, you ignore the queue of people and you are rude to everyone." I said, "What's your point?" She said, "Have y...
2023-02-09 22:45:38
Me: I need to make an appointment for my pet Ostrich. Vet: Ok what's the problem? Me: He's holding his head to one side all the while. Vet. Hmm, maybe neck's weak? Me: Haven't...
2023-02-09 22:45:20
I said to my wife, "We have been invited to a swingers party, what do you think?" "I am well up for that, sounds great!" she replied. "Great," I said. "I'll r...
2023-02-09 22:43:41
Some guy in the pub said, "I went to see my doctor today. He diagnosed me with a disease which will ruin my sexlife forever." "What?" I asked. "Gonorrhoea? Chlamydia? Aids?&q...
2023-02-09 22:43:25
At a Mental Hospital : Doctor: - "What is this?" Mad Man: - "This is a book i wrote. Total 500 pages." Doctor- "You wrote 500 pages?!... woooooow, What did you write?"...
2023-02-09 22:40:29
went out last night for a pint went in the gents stood there then heard a groaning coming from the cubicle i looked over the door and there's a guy with his head in the bowl and a guy stuck up...
2023-02-09 22:40:10
sittle
2023-02-09 22:33:35
Qisser
2023-02-09 22:30:48
opsonifies
2023-02-08 23:12:49
unused
2023-02-08 23:09:07
My young daughter asked me this morning. "Daddy, what were you and mummy doing last night? I could hear a buzzing noise then mummy started to scream." "Nothing darling," I replied....
2023-02-07 21:22:08
My wife has just discovered that I was planning to take her out on Valentine’s Day... Trust me to hire a hitman that couldn’t keep his fucking mouth shut...:_:D:_:D
2023-02-07 21:18:36
I said to my wife whilst staring out of the front window. "It's times like this I wished we lived abroad"... She replied, "Yeah the weather's crap isn't it"...? I ...
2023-02-07 21:16:58
I was treated to breakfast in bed this morning... Unfortunately it was a slice of last nights pizza stuck to the side of my face!:_:D
2023-02-07 21:15:21
Lying in bed facing the wife, I looked into her eyes & said, ''Looking at your face reminds me of the lottery''..... She replied, ''You mean I am worth millions'...
2023-02-07 21:15:03
[quote=phunpsyz] did you think I was only going to do the first season? [torrent=15072028] [/quote] Added
2023-02-07 21:02:11
Congrats Deep61 Well done and well deserved.
2019-07-17 21:49:04
our one
2019-07-17 21:45:52
needed
2019-07-17 21:44:46
november
2019-07-17 21:43:28
work great ;)NotNeo you are a star
2019-07-17 21:14:03
mum:-)
2019-07-16 22:42:12
Xaviera
2019-07-15 23:49:09
cant make aword with j knock
2019-07-15 23:45:03
yes strawberry do you like crusty bread:)
2019-07-15 23:27:14
mother mobile
2019-07-15 23:25:15