ucking hell, I can't believe I forgot to go to the gym today That's seven years in a row now:_:D:_:D

2022-09-22 20:32:55

I spent last night defrosting the fridge. Or foreplay as she likes to call it.:_:D:_:D

2022-09-22 20:32:45

My mate fucking hates his surname, Potato. Although not as much as his wife, Jackie does.:_:D:_:D

2022-09-22 20:30:59

My wife said that if I don't get off her computer so she can use it, she'll slam my head on the keyboard, but I think she's jokinfjreoiwjrtwe4to8rkljreun8f4ny8:_:D:_:D

2022-09-22 20:30:44

Sat next to a fruit machine addict at a gamblers anonymous meeting last night, It was awful!.. He kept nudging me!:_:D

2022-09-22 20:29:23

The inventor of hard boiled eggs wrapped in sausage meat has just died. RIP Scott Chegg.:_:D:_:D

2022-09-22 20:29:07

qasavara

2022-09-21 21:01:09

tatoo

2022-09-21 20:59:12

vault

2022-09-21 20:58:18

lottery

2022-09-21 20:56:40

[quote=phunpsyz] here's a parking lot bump [torrent=15016828] [/quote] Added

2022-09-15 16:33:10

hen I got home from work last night my Korean girlfriend told me she had made a curry from Scratch ... ! I'm fucking gutted I loved that dog.:_:D:_:D

2022-09-12 22:42:06

Went to the doctors this morning and told him every time I cough I hear words like Knight Bishop Pawn and Queen... He said I:_:D:_:Dve got a Chess Infection...

2022-09-12 22:41:53

fairly

2022-09-12 21:57:59

could

2022-09-12 21:56:57

ants

2022-09-12 21:55:52

husty

2022-09-12 21:53:59

I had a dream last night that I was getting a blow job off the blonde one in ABBA I only woke up because his beard was tickling me balls!!:_:D:_:D

2022-09-11 22:07:10

Scared the postman today by going to the door naked, Don't know what frightened him more, my naked body or the fact I knew where he lived!!:_:D:_:D

2022-09-11 22:06:57

A man with a completely bald head and only one leg is invited to a Fancy Dress Party. He doesn't know what to wear to hide his head and his wooden leg, so he writes to a fancy dress company to e...

2022-09-11 22:05:11

A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognised it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier: ...

2022-09-11 22:02:17

A man shouts to his wife, "Come here and look at my clock"... She walked in to find him naked with a hard on... She says, "That's not a clock"... He replies, "It will ...

2022-09-11 22:00:23

I’ve just been on a dating website and the missus has put her profile on there. I’m fucking furious. Lying bitch isn’t ‘fun to be around’ at all.:_:D

2022-09-11 21:59:26

I accidentally drank a bottle of invisible ink last night… I'm in the hospital now, waiting to be seen!:_:D:_:D

2022-09-11 21:59:07

voted

2022-09-11 21:51:02

you

2022-09-11 21:49:43

doses

2022-09-11 21:47:59

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2022-09-09 21:51:39

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2022-09-09 21:51:21

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2022-09-09 21:50:30