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taker:_trusted_user::_sitefriend::_male::_sitelover::_junkie::_turtle:Posted at 2023-12-12 18:19:36(54Wks ago) Report Permalink URL 
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Why cant the UK and USA play chess together. They miss a Queen and to towers :D

 
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taker:_trusted_user::_sitefriend::_male::_sitelover::_junkie::_turtle:Posted at 2023-12-23 20:59:32(52Wks ago) Report Permalink URL 
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EliteZukieNr1:_trusted_user::_male::_sitelover::_junkie::_kitty::_sun:Posted at 2023-12-23 23:28:04(52Wks ago) Report Permalink URL 
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What do you call an ant who fights crime? A vigilANTe!


 
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Foxbase:_trusted_user::_sitefriend::_male::_sitelover::_junkie::_kitty:Posted at 2024-05-26 17:32:31(30Wks ago) Report Permalink URL 
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How do you tell which end of an earthworm is the head?




Put it in a bowl of flour and wait 'til it farts.


 
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A Gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and paperwork, and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic.

He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could. When the time of the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill.

When the results came back, He was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%.

Fearing an error, he called the Instructor, saying, "I don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there is an error in the grade?"

"The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark."

After a pause, the instructor added, "I gave you an extra 50% because  Spoiler