Action, Adventure, Comedy, Sci-Fi, Thriller Kevin Hart and its Pg-13 that pretty much says it all |
Opening day domestic box office was $4 million vs. a budget of $120 million. There are 30+ synonyms for shit in the English language - clearly not enough to adequately describe this steaming pile. |
It does, but if you like the first video game claptrap erratic infantile humor the whole movie is like that. Lilith surprising looks better than thought for her (actors) age. Wills versn rls qlty is good. SIlver Lining for Netflix style turd is its better than the Acolyte. |
My impression of this movie, if it were a child's nursery song: Row row row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily merrily merrily merrily.. AHH fuck. Is that a rock?! ?! Holy shit OMG AHHHHHH!!!! *CRASH* OMG I can't swim OMG fuck, help!!!!! help!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHH, idiskjsfkjsf *Gurgle Noises* (hand slowly sinks into water like terminators arm in lava. *GLUG* *As the water engfuls the boat and it's weary passenger, an eerie silence blankets the cold morning dew. A deer sips water and walks away in solemn silence* |
That was quite descriptive |
These days when i see Kevin Hart in something i get that same sinking feeling in my gut as when i look at something Disney.... |
You truly are not missing anything by waiting. It's terrible. |
So at least this one doesn't have subtitles. But i'm only like 2 minutes into the movie and it's been constant ads. Do people working for Slotslights just go to theaters and record films to post them on torrent sites or something? Anyway... A: 5 V: 4 Even if you can ignore the abundance of ads, the video is kinda crappy, like it's breaking up. Audio sounds like it's recorded from a tin can. Hopefully someone (not working for slotslights) records a v2 on better hardware soon. |
To add; I love the borderlands series of games, and I've watched quite a few movies related to the games I love and so I know what to expect story wise, taking liberties, etc... However, this movie, the acting is shit, the CG is shit and the story is mixed up timeline wise. |
Excessive advertising is counterproductive, the majority of people interested in that product go buy it from other companies as revenge. Probably they have a modest feedback (only demented betting addicts) and believe the strategy works well. |
Since this movie is absolutely bombing in theaters, I'll just wait two weeks for the full quality streaming copy to come out. |
"uwe boll's postal is a better film than this." A statement nobody thought was ever gonna be true. Will give it a watch tho thx tgx |
Of course it's a terrible movie; can't understand why anyone would trust Eli Roth with making a big budget movie? |
I hope they never make a Mass Effect movie until this woketard spoiled Ped0w00d generation dies out. |
Guest-8294 you forgot to write other typical underclass concepts like "earth is flat and bill gates puts microchips into vaccines" (I wonder how they pass through a needle, batteries included) |
@Guest-8294 Mass Effect borrows A LOT from Babylon 5. I would love a Mass Effect series but after Halo and the Witcher I'm thinking we should leave games as games. Mass Effect Andromeda was a woke disaster anyway. |
People will slap the "woke" label onto anything, like truly mindless zombies. |
Knowing nothing about Borderlands at all surely the movie can't be that bad...can it??? Sincerely. Jackson. |
Woke boarderlands, with a bad cast. Jack Black, I'll pass forever!! |
it seems that something with this movie upset alpha kids community which result to low scores, movie by its self looks good(didnt watch it yet complete)...i bet they found something woke to bitch about |
pretty good movie,bunch of internet trolls decide it is bad for some reason and that marvel snl sketch is best movie ever... |