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Salty by Mark Haskell Smith EPUB
Turk Henry is an overweight, beer-swilling rock star married to a supermodel and rich beyond his wildest dreams. Right now his pampered paunch is plopped on the beach in Phuket, the last place a recovering sex addict should go on vacation, surrounded by topless groupies and luscious bar girls. But Turk’s struggles with monogamy pale beside a greater challenge when his wife is abducted by a group of renegade Thai pirates.
The US government won’t help, and the law forbids Turk from paying the ransom. With life skills limited to playing bass and partying, Turk must now navigate the back alleys of Bangkok and the deadly jungles of Southeast Asia to save his wife—and he’s sweating bullets every step of the way.
About the Author
Mark Haskell Smith is the author of six novels with one word titles, including Blown, Moist, and Baked. He has also written the non-fiction books Rude Talk in Athens: Ancient Rivals, the Birth of Comedy, and a Writer's Journey through Greece; Heart of Dankness: Underground Botanists, Outlaw Farmers, and the Race for the Cannabis Cup and Naked At Lunch: A Reluctant Nudist's Adventures in an Clothing-Optional World.
His work has appeared in the Los Angeles Times, Los Angeles Review of Books, Salon, Alta, and others. Smith is an associate professor in the MFA program for Writing and Writing for the Performing Arts at the University of California, Riverside, Palm Desert Graduate Center.
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