Xorn        Posted at 2019-01-08 18:59:09(306Wks ago) Report Permalink URL | ||
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| This a place where you can let out your bad sexist jokes. You can do it about all genders. But let's be clear! THIS IS ONLY FOR BAD JOKES!! , LizardQueen, bigboy12 , Rav3n007, FrostyBolloX | ||
| XornPosted at 2019-01-08 18:59:52(306Wks ago) Report Permalink URL | ||
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| If you got a gf that says she's sry and she'd do better and that she'll change.... Then break up!!! She's a bloke! | |
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| ADHDerbyPosted at 2019-01-08 21:20:24(306Wks ago) Report Permalink URL | ||
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| Why is there a string at the end of a tampon?  ...Edit: Not really sexist,.. but bad enough?! :-@ Last edited by ADHDerby on 2019-01-08 21:25:18 | |
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| FrostyBolloXPosted at 2019-01-09 03:43:58(306Wks ago) Report Permalink URL | ||
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| What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? ...:-@:-@ | |
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RobOtje Posted at 2019-01-09 08:41:01(306Wks ago) Report Permalink URL | ||
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| Women are like roads. The more curves they have, the more dangerous they are. | |
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| FrostyBolloXPosted at 2019-01-10 05:09:22(306Wks ago) Report Permalink URL | ||
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| A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch. A woman passing by remarks, "If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady." He replies, "If you were any sort of a sexy lady, the hat would lift by itself." :-@:-@ | |
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| sherbPosted at 2019-01-14 21:59:15(305Wks ago) Report Permalink URL | ||
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| Why do men have penises?? So they have at least one way to shut a woman up. | |
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| FrostyBolloXPosted at 2019-01-14 22:42:56(305Wks ago) Report Permalink URL | ||
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| A man is being arrested by a female police officer, who informs him, "Anything you say can and will be held against you." The man replies, "Boobs!" :-@:-@ | |
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| B4ND1T69Posted at 2019-04-10 01:26:05(293Wks ago) Report Permalink URL | ||
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| Why hasen`t a woman been to the Moon...? It doesn`t need cleaning...yet:-* ---------------------- Why do women have smaller feet than men...? So they can get closer to the sink:P ---------------------- Kanye West and Kim Kardashian walk into a bar.... He sits next to the bar and she sits next to EVERYBODY:-):-):-) | |
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| DittoHeadPosted at 2019-04-10 01:50:02(293Wks ago) Report Permalink URL | ||
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| Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion. | |
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| SuperbikemikePosted at 2019-04-15 17:21:33(292Wks ago) Report Permalink URL | ||
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| SuperbikemikePosted at 2019-04-24 16:31:17(291Wks ago) Report Permalink URL | ||
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| bigboy12Posted at 2019-04-24 18:52:01(291Wks ago) Report Permalink URL | ||
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| Speaking from experience ?:-):-):-):-):-) | |
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| Prom3th3uSPosted at 2019-04-25 01:41:39(291Wks ago) Report Permalink URL | ||
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| A rich man and a poor man are both buying anniversary gifts for their girlfriends. "What are you getting your girlfriend?" asks the poor man. And the rich man says "I'm getting her a diamond ring and a Marcedes." "Why both?" asks the poor man. And the rich man says "That way if she doesn't like the ring she can still enjoy the Marcedes when she returns the ring." And then the rich man asks the poor man "What are you getting your girlfriend?" And the poor man says "I'm buying her a pair of slippers and a dildo. That way if she doesn't like the slippers she can go fuck herself." Just covering the joke according to the thread's title. LOL :D | |
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| DittoHeadPosted at 2019-04-25 01:48:54(291Wks ago) Report Permalink URL | ||
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| SuperbikemikePosted at 2019-04-26 17:36:37(291Wks ago) Report Permalink URL | ||
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| Lmfaoooooooo :-):-):-)  | |
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| bigboy12Posted at 2019-04-26 17:40:15(291Wks ago) Report Permalink URL | ||
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| Speaking from experience ?:-@:-@:-@ | |
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| SuperbikemikePosted at 2019-04-26 17:53:37(291Wks ago) Report Permalink URL | ||
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| SuperbikemikePosted at 2019-05-11 19:19:01(289Wks ago) Report Permalink URL | ||
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| LizardQueenPosted at 2019-05-14 17:48:13(288Wks ago) Report Permalink URL | ||
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| LMAO you do realize this is just a bigger version of one DittoHead already posted :PBut that's OK... I'll chalk it up to "Man-itis" :-@:-):-):-):-):-):o) Last edited by LizardQueen on 2019-05-14 17:51:46 | |
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| SuperbikemikePosted at 2019-05-18 17:45:47(288Wks ago) Report Permalink URL | ||
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| Prom3th3uSPosted at 2019-05-18 20:46:51(288Wks ago) Report Permalink URL | ||
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| Teacher: Name the five great kings that have brought happiness into peoples lives Student: Drinking, Licking, sucking, fucking, and finally the wanking. :D One more? Sarah goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?" Sarah waves her hand, "Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!" Miss Rogers says, "All right, Sarah, what is your multi-syllable word?" Sarah says, "Mas-tur-bate." Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, Sarah, that's a mouthful." Sarah says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob."   Have fucking busy Monday ahead folks . LOL | |
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| SuperbikemikePosted at 2019-05-20 15:42:30(287Wks ago) Report Permalink URL | ||
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| B4ND1T69Posted at 2019-05-24 23:54:26(287Wks ago) Report Permalink URL | ||
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|  :idea | |
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| bigboy12Posted at 2019-05-24 23:56:36(287Wks ago) Report Permalink URL | ||
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| Maybe both..:-):-):-):-) | |
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