. I do wonder who came up with Rwanda as the favoured destination for (unwanted?) undocumented migrants to the U.K. . I have an image of BoJo and his cronies having a meal somewhere warm (Spain, Greece?) - several bottles on the table. I reckon this was where it started. . BoJo asked "What are we to do about the foreigners? Where can we put them?" And each of the diners (twas a large party) came up with a destinaton. Suggestions included: . Islington Croydon Ascension Island Australia (again?) Gruinard (look it up) Falkland Islands South Georgia Glasgow Timbuktu Diego Garcia Ibizia Londonderry Belgian Congo (not a high IQ party) The Moon Zanzibar . Then someone, after several glasses of good plonk, alighted on Rwanda. He said "If it was alright for the Krauts and the Belgians I'm sure that they won't mind a few more foreigners moving in" . After someone had explained o BoJo where Rwanda was situated he announced "That will do perfectly. Get on to it as soon as we get back to Westminster. . So a bunch of drunken bums led by a lying toerag are to blame for many millions of taxpayers pounds being passed to a poor, violence ridden, warring, corrupt government in a land-locked country in the middle of Africa. . Ain't we lucky to have such incompetent fools running our country . |