The Snouters_ Form and Life of the Rhinogrades by Harald Stümpke.pdf
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The Snouters: Form and Life of the Rhinogrades by Harald Stümpke PDF
A facetious look at a previously unknown order of mammals, the rhinogrades, who have developed extremely complicated and useful noses.
The late Herr Professor Dr. Stümpke was the curator of the Museum of the Darwin Institute of Hy-Yi-Yi (written Heieiei in German since they do love to run words together) where he wrote this original treatise on the Snouters of a South Sea Archipelago which has since "been annihilated due to the oversight of some subordinate."
This seems to deal with the classification of the idiotrophic (a word we picked up here) forms of the Snouter which has a "highly differentiated nasarium" and probably all kinds of sinus problems. Since we didn't understand most of it, we looked at the pictures (by Gerolf Steiner) and particularly recommend the Rhinostentor submersus (he has a rosette on his proboscis) and the Marmontops Ursulus (he's a tasselsnouted shmoo) as home pets…
Buy this for your kid the biologist. Keep it… If you can read a line of it out loud you are not only scientifically sapiens but verbally gifted, and if you don't laugh you're hopelessly humorless.
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