Erin Mallon - Branched: A Comedy With Consequences



Narrated By: Joe Arden, Lance Greenfield, Erin Mallon, Carly Robins
Length: 1hr 26mins
Unabridged Audiobook
Release date: 31st March 2021
Language: English
Categories: Entertainment, Performing Arts, Comedy
Source: Audible (Retail)
Format: m4b
Bitrate: 125Kbps


Publisher's Summary:

Ben is having a difficult week. After five whole years of “drinking from Mommy’s boobies”, he suddenly has to step aside for his new baby sister, Beatrice, who may or may not be human.

Mommy says he has to “support her appearance no matter how humiliating it is for us as family”, but that’s hard to do when your sister has branches for arms and legs. Plus, he just found out that Daddy is having “the sex” with his new kindergarten teacher and he’s not sure how to tell Mommy.

As a five-year-old entrepreneur, Ben prides himself on always staying cool under pressure, but this time...he may just burst.

Cast Size: Three Females, One Male, One Freaky Creation