Douglas Stanhope (born March 25, 1967) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, author, political activist, and podcast host.
Stanhope began his stand-up comedy career in 1990 at age 23, first performing at an open mic night at a Las Vegas bar. He developed his act in Las Vegas before moving to Phoenix, Arizona, where he landed a gig as a house MC at a comedy club.
In 1995, he settled in West Hollywood which he "hated [...] so much" partly due to the slump in comedy acts at the time. Among his regular spots were the Hollywood Improv or The Comedy Store, before he became based in Playa del Rey and worked in clubs outside the city center. Around this time, he landed a development deal and "flirted" with the idea of producing a sitcom by co-writing a pilot episode with a writer of The Mary Tyler Moore Show.He later described the script as a "piece of shit", and felt thankful it was never picked up. In 1995, Stanhope won the San Francisco International Comedy Competition against Dane Cook in a three-week contest.
Beer Hall Putsch
1. "Drink To Have A Good Time"
2. "The Lady And The Champ"
3. "I Can Do Nothing Better Than You"
4. "Farewell, Mother"
5. "Occupy Elsewhere"
6. "Incentive-Based Eugenics"
7. "Triage The Charity"
8. "10k Fun Run For Nothing"
9. "60 Inches of AIDS On Any Given Sunday"
10. "I Am Gay"
Before Turning the Gun on Himself
1. "Hangover"
2. "Dr. Drew Is To Medicine What David Blaine Is To Science"
3. "AA Is A Poorly Constructed Cult And Doesn't Work"
4. "Just Move"
5. "My Piss Stinks"
6. "Simple Man"
7. "Keynesian Economic Theory As Applied To Private Sector Independent Contracting"
8. "Giant Black Cock"
9. "It's A Party, Not Daycare, Asshole"
10. "Bisbee Thrill Ride"
11. "Art & The Unfortunate State Of The Japanese Undercarriage"
12. "Remember When I Used To Give A Shit?/Killer Closer"
From Across The Street
"Funny Thing About Child Porn"
"Blog This!"
"You Ruined The Man Show"
"A Reputation For Violence"
"You Get What You Deserve"
"Preventative Medicine"
"Dominatrix Health Care"
"Suicidal Species"
"For Only Two Dollars a Month You Can Keep This Kid Alive Long Enough To Produce Six More People Who Have Nothing To Eat"
"Monogamy"
"Don't Talk To Strangers"
"Steve Fossett - Adventurer!"
"Goodnite, Clark Adams" -
"Bonus"
No Place Like Home
1. "1st World Poverty"
2. "Locked Up Abroad"
3. "Hey ISIS, Get Off of My Lawn"
4. "Imagine the Beheading"
5. "Mentally Ill vs. Mentally Challenged"
6. "Free Range Crazies"
7. "18 Years a Slave"
8. "The Euphemism Treadmill"
9. "What's Your Label?"
10. "Instant Karma"
11. "And You Wonder Why"
12. "TMZ Is America's Bowel Cancer"
13. "All Apologies"
14. "The Late Robin Williams"
15. "Queer Showers"
16. "Born a Woman"
17. "Work Around the Hernia"
18. "Pukers"
19. "Cancer Vanity"
20. "Jager Toes"
21. "Vietnam Hats/Nightmares"
22. "We've Always Been Wrong"
23. "Kick Like You Kick"
Oslo (Burning The Bridge To Nowhere)
1. "Noah" 2:25
2. "New Oslo" 2:45
3. "Royalty" 2:42
4. "Dead People's Baggage" 1:57
5. "Olympics" 2:00
6. "Complete Unemployment" 0:54
7. "What Have You Done for Me Lately?" 1:01
8. "Stinkless Pussy" 1:06
9. "Strong Target" 3:04
10. "Spinning Dildo" 4:17
11. "Go-Kart Track Massacre" 1:15
12. "Suicide In Finland" 2:02
13. "What's He Building In There?" 2:26
14. "Abortion Is Green" 2:02
15. "Stomping Kittens" 2:16
16. "First Midget Bullfighter" 1:43
17. "Ugly Woman Who Could Sing" 5:34
18. "Spaceship to Glarkk" 4:17
19. "Genghis Fuck Scenes" 2:27
20. "Shame and Self-awareness" 1:58
21. "Erectile Function" 0:43
22. "Hello, Sarah?" 3:27
23. "Blort" 7:52
24. "Jizzoons" 0:54
25. "Drambuie" 8:45
26. "Freemarket Pussy" 2:34
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