I got half way and stop watching it, I just couldent go throue more of it, it's so stupid. |
Thanks for this, it looks like a blast. Although I couldn't resist giving it an alternative title of "Dressed in White and the seven deadly groomsmen" (see what I did there) |
“Til Death Do Us Part” is a “Kill Bill” rip-off that’s not an inherently bad movie, but it does have its fair share of problems. The idea of a killer bride certainly isn’t original, but the film isn’t helped by the fact that director Timothy Woodward Jr. isn’t the greatest storyteller. His film lacks brevity, and it’s painful to watch scene after scene of filler that could’ve easily been cut. He can’t seem to get to the point quickly, which makes this a draggy chore to sit through. After running away on her wedding day, the Bride (Natalie Burn) finds herself in a fight for survival against her former fiancé (Ser’Darius Blain) and his seven deadly groomsmen (including Cam Gigandet, Orlando Jones, Alan Silva, and Pancho Moler). It’s a story of revenge and independence, with plenty of bloody fighting and clandestine history that will eventually be revealed. An experienced martial artist and classically trained ballet dancer, Burn performs her own stunts and it shows. The fight scenes are extremely well done, and her athleticism gives them an authentic look and feel. The stunt fighting is good, but the timing between action and dramatic scenes is too long. Woodward Jr. also has a lot of bad habits, like setting his bloody fistfights to oldies from the 50s and 60s (yawn!), and refusing to even make a minimal effort to suppress his obvious obsession with Quentin Tarantino. It’s one thing to have a couple of inspired homages to another writer and director’s films, but here it feels like the work of a straight copycat that’s distracting and desperate. I lost count at all of the similarities and references to Tarantino’s written and filmed work, including “True Romance,” “Reservoir Dogs,” “Natural Born Killers,” “Pulp Fiction,” “Once Upon a Time in Hollywood,” and obviously, “Kill Bill.” A couple of winks at the audience would’ve been fun, but the film goes too far with too many dead ringer scenes (not to mention the blatant knockoff of Hans Zimmer’s iconic theme to “True Romance”). The story is really confusing early on, and is exasperatingly obtuse. There’s the runaway killer bride tract that’s continually interrupted by a dreamlike flashback of the bride and groom with a vacationing couple (Nicole Arlyn and Jason Patric). It’s unclear how the two stories fit together, and a bit more explanation is needed because the narrative feels like two very different films rolled into one very long one. Eventually there’s a payoff to the long and slow setup, but |
So this guy rips off Tarantino who rips off other movies. Thanks for the warning, I'll pass. |
That was a pretty intense review dude...so do i watch it or not ? |
Maybe others can post good reviews here also. takes only seconds to copy and paste. some of the usual reviews are short and sat little. I will post reviews where needed. These days all of us have unlimited data upload and down so to take a chance just download the movies and watch if no good. nothing big lost only |
You sure your name should not have a "k" instead of a "g" just an idea based on your rediculous comment, how many movies are realistic now as they are fiction, go And Watch Shindlers List if you want a bit more factual 👍 |
Was a good bit of over the top violence, Natalie Burn played the part well and looked sexy as hell in that slinky dress 👌, the main guy the best man was a bit annoying how he kept dancing around trying to be cool but It was worth a watch again not to be taken seriously like most movies 👍 |
Guest-6303 Says Therwa a dwarf in it It is because of the DWARFS Talent and expertise that he went through Acting School. He Got the Job Where she never studied at all had no talent and of course, She didn't get the job just like that next door neighbour who always is going off in its own little sad world. A Dwarf is a human |
Dehumanising is the first step to genocide. TGX allows and defends dehumanising. Just so you know where they stand. But of course you already know — you're not blind. |
I watched it. writing poor, bride backs out of marriage all of a sudden the groomsmen show up attempting to kill her, you find out toward the end of the movie why - but the story has holes. One main antagonist just dances the entire movie. The execution is dreadful. The producers spent lots money on it - but fails with the concept. The kill scenes are the same. Lots of spinning legs in fight scenes. Notice the scene where the bride slides a rounded bread knife in her garter belt , but when she goes to use it, its a completely different knife. It just does not work. most of the characters are annoying. |
I noticed the knife thing but even holywood movies have continuity errors, many movies do if you study enough. Me personally just want to be entertained with these sorts of movies. |
Correction: Steven Speilberg movies DO NOT have continuity errors |
Yeah, she pulls up at the gas station in a Buick and drives off in a 150 pick-up truck |
Can't figure if the directed was planning a sequel to Kill Bill or Runaway Bride. |
haven't seen orlando in anything in a long time.. trailers not bad, but i'm sure i will see a hand gesture thrown up to worship satan and this movie. |
...and that is one scary midget with the chainsaw. I wonder if thats leatherface from The Texas Chainsaw Massacre |