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2022-01-09 11:17:15

My mates just packed his cross eyed girlfriend in, Apparently she was seeing someone else!!:_:D:_:D

2022-01-08 20:54:08

'Let me down, let me down,' laughed my son as I ran around with him on my shoulders. So I left the next day and haven't been back.:_:D:_:D

2022-01-08 20:52:54

I was out with my young daughter and ran into a friend I'd not seen in years. "This is Beth." I said, introducing my kid. "And what's Beth short for?" he asked. "...

2022-01-08 20:52:44

according to the papers scientists have unearthed a new species of dinosaur.a lesbian one.after several weeks of arguing over its name they have settled on lickalotapuss:_:D:_:D

2022-01-08 20:51:07

Why did Novak Djokovic pay for his flight to Australia with a Mastercard? Because his Visa didn't work!:_:D:_:D

2022-01-08 20:50:55

Just went into a shop and said, "Can I pay by card?" The cashier said, "No problem, what card do you have?" I said, "The six of spades!":_:D:_:D

2022-01-07 22:48:46

My wife suggested we spice up our sex lives with 'doctors and nurses' role play. So I put her on a trolley and ignored her for six hours.:_:D:_:D

2022-01-07 22:48:36

Was watching a documentary about Alzheimer's last night, and my wife turns to me and says, "What a horrible condition, if I ever get Alzheimer's, I think I'll just shoot myself&qu...

2022-01-07 22:47:40

I was in the pub last night being chatted up by a right ugly bird. "Do you have a nickname"? She asked. " yeah" I said, "my mates call me The Sledge" "Oooh"...

2022-01-07 22:47:02

The woman opposite called me a pervert earlier. I don't know why. Knowing she likes bird watching I asked her if she'd like to come over and have a look at my twelve finches...:_:D

2022-01-07 22:46:49

We're so skint after Christmas that I've had to get my wife to sell one of her kidneys... If things get any worse I might have to cancel Sky Sports...:_:D:_:D

2022-01-07 22:45:29

My wife left me because because because because because....... Because I'm obsessed with The Wizard of Oz:_:D[justify][/justify]

2022-01-07 22:45:18

Three virgin sisters were all getting married within a short time period. Mum was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started and made them all promise to send a postcard from the honey...

2022-01-07 22:43:53

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in...

2022-01-07 22:42:58

You know you're getting old when the noises you’ve made during sex, Are the same ones you now make getting out of bed !:_:D:_:D

2022-01-07 22:42:15

if lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,then doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted and musicians denoted.:_:D:_:D

2022-01-07 22:42:00

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2022-01-06 20:48:32

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2022-01-06 20:47:55

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2022-01-06 20:47:43

Paddy wants a job, but the foreman won’t hire him until he passes a little maths test. “Here is your first question,” the foreman says. “Without using numbers, represent the number nine.” ...

2022-01-06 20:45:54

I walked into McDonald's and said: "I have no money but I would like to buy a big mac and fries please." "With what?" the girl replied. I replied, "A large coke thank...

2022-01-06 20:45:41

My kids said, "Dad can we go and see the bearded lady at the circus today?" I replied, "I've told you before, Call her grandma and she's in an old peoples home".:_:D:_:D

2022-01-06 20:44:09

All this January sales shopping lark is a load of bollocks. Went to Boots guess what? they dont sell boots, went to Currys guess what? they dont sell currys, went to Selfridges guess what? they don&#...

2022-01-06 20:43:22

So there’s this tree hugging greeny who hates people riding their horses through the forest, so one day she goes into the forest to check for hoof prints ,well she decides to climb the highest tree...

2022-01-06 20:43:06

Paddy says to Mick " your looking pleased with yourself"..Mick says yeah I just joined that new Prostitute club on the high Street. Paddy replied " that's a Parachute Club! Mick s...

2022-01-06 20:41:41

I just bought a vintage Rolls Royce, but the budget didn't cover a driver. So I spent all that money, and I've got nothing to chauffeur it.:_:D:_:D

2022-01-06 20:41:28

today marks 9 months without a drop of alcohol, eating 5 fruits and veggies a day, drinking 10 glasses of water. The change in my body has been fantastic, my way of thinking is very positive I don�...

2022-01-06 20:40:34

When I was born I was given the choice to have a good memory or a big dick, I can't remember what I chose!!:_:D

2022-01-06 20:39:06

My Gert asked her gym instructor if he could teach her to do the splits, He asked how flexible she was, So she said " I can't do Tuesdays ":_:D:_:D

2022-01-06 20:38:04