GodAndUlster        Posted at 2021-06-17 23:15:33(179Wks ago) Report Permalink URL | ||
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| Joke Thread.... If you have any jokes to share please feel to post them here for other members to see.. Have Fun And Enjoy | |
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| GodAndUlsterPosted at 2021-06-17 23:36:12(179Wks ago) Report Permalink URL | ||
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| GodAndUlsterPosted at 2021-06-18 22:52:50(179Wks ago) Report Permalink URL | ||
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| GodAndUlsterPosted at 2021-06-18 22:53:05(179Wks ago) Report Permalink URL | ||
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| GodAndUlsterPosted at 2021-06-18 22:54:37(179Wks ago) Report Permalink URL | ||
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| GodAndUlsterPosted at 2021-06-19 20:49:58(178Wks ago) Report Permalink URL | ||
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| GodAndUlsterPosted at 2021-06-19 20:50:10(178Wks ago) Report Permalink URL | ||
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| GodAndUlsterPosted at 2021-06-19 20:50:37(178Wks ago) Report Permalink URL | ||
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| GodAndUlsterPosted at 2021-06-20 22:43:05(178Wks ago) Report Permalink URL | ||
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| GodAndUlsterPosted at 2021-06-21 15:49:27(178Wks ago) Report Permalink URL | ||
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| My girlfriend accused me of cheating... I told her she was starting to sound like my wife!  | |
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| GodAndUlsterPosted at 2021-06-21 15:49:38(178Wks ago) Report Permalink URL | ||
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| My mate installed a new window in a local branch of Vision Express. His boss was furious though, as he'd gone to the wrong place... Silly twat! He should have gone to Specsavers! | |
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| GodAndUlsterPosted at 2021-06-21 15:50:21(178Wks ago) Report Permalink URL | ||
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| I was in Tesco and saw a bloke off Crimewatch who is wanted for several rapes. I tackled him to the ground and punched him unconscious. But when the police arrived they arrested me instead of him... Apparently they use actors on the sho | |
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| GodAndUlsterPosted at 2021-06-21 15:51:31(178Wks ago) Report Permalink URL | ||
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| Just had a water fight on the park with a bunch of local kids. I won! No-one's a match for me and my kettle. | |
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| GodAndUlsterPosted at 2021-06-21 15:51:40(178Wks ago) Report Permalink URL | ||
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| A Man Whispers to a Woman at the Bar. "I'd love to fill your Fanny with Stella Lager and then drink it all down slowly'' The shocked Woman runs over to her Husband and tells him. ''Aren't you goin to kick the fucking shit out of him''..??? She asks. "No Way". he says. ''I'm not fighting any fucker, that can drink that much Stella''....!:) | |
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| GodAndUlsterPosted at 2021-06-21 15:57:45(178Wks ago) Report Permalink URL | ||
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| GodAndUlsterPosted at 2021-06-21 15:57:58(178Wks ago) Report Permalink URL | ||
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| GodAndUlsterPosted at 2021-06-21 15:58:36(178Wks ago) Report Permalink URL | ||
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| GodAndUlsterPosted at 2021-06-22 09:02:23(178Wks ago) Report Permalink URL | ||
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| Two guys dressed in armour walk into a hotel lobby.. One says, "r oom for two knights please" | |
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| GodAndUlsterPosted at 2021-06-22 09:02:39(178Wks ago) Report Permalink URL | ||
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| If you see someone doing a crossword today, lean over and say 7up is lemonade. | |
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| GodAndUlsterPosted at 2021-06-22 09:03:26(178Wks ago) Report Permalink URL | ||
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| Driving home from the bar earlier, we were pulled over by a Police Car. "Everything alright officer?" I asked. "Not really sir," he replied, "Your car was weaving across the road in a very uncontrolled manner." "What do you expect?" I said, "I've had eight beers." He laughed, "In that case, I fully understand why you let your wife drive home.". | |
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| GodAndUlsterPosted at 2021-06-22 09:03:51(178Wks ago) Report Permalink URL | ||
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| The man who invented the jug, sadly passed away last night... Family say tributes have b | |
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| GodAndUlsterPosted at 2021-06-22 09:03:51(178Wks ago) Report Permalink URL | ||
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| The man who invented the jug, sadly passed away last night... Family say tributes have b | |
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| GodAndUlsterPosted at 2021-06-22 09:05:05(178Wks ago) Report Permalink URL | ||
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| my mate said his brother fell off his motorbike yesterday, Reckons he’s got a broken arm three bust ribs, a broken leg, and he’s blind in his left eye I said “ no w onder the cunt fell off then” | |
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| GodAndUlsterPosted at 2021-06-22 09:05:18(178Wks ago) Report Permalink URL | ||
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| I recently found out the little African boy I sponsor died in January. I'm totally devastated. I could have cancelled the fucking Direct Debit 5 months ago. | |
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| GodAndUlsterPosted at 2021-06-22 09:07:19(178Wks ago) Report Permalink URL | ||
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| My wife said she's leaving me because of my obsession with 'Who wants to be a millionaire'... I said 'Is that your final answer?' | |
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