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GodAndUlster Posted at 2022-02-14 21:10:20(144Wks ago) Report Permalink URL | ||
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| Pork and Leek... great flavour for sausages... lousy brand name for condoms.  | |
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| GodAndUlsterPosted at 2022-02-14 21:12:04(144Wks ago) Report Permalink URL | ||
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| NatDPosted at 2022-02-15 06:49:04(144Wks ago) Report Permalink URL | ||
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| GodAndUlsterPosted at 2022-02-15 21:12:08(144Wks ago) Report Permalink URL | ||
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| A man and woman are lying in bed after a disappointing bout of sex, you've got a very small organ, " says the woman, the man replies, " Well , I didn't know I'd be playing in the Albert Hall. | |
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| GodAndUlsterPosted at 2022-02-15 21:14:31(144Wks ago) Report Permalink URL | ||
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| L4t3l4Posted at 2022-02-16 11:47:15(144Wks ago) Report Permalink URL | ||
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| GodAndUlsterPosted at 2022-02-16 20:37:57(144Wks ago) Report Permalink URL | ||
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| 2 irishmen walking thru a graveyard are looking at the headstones.paddy turns to mick and says"jesus, this bloke here died aged 152".micks asks"whats his name"paddy replies" Miles from London" | |
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| GodAndUlsterPosted at 2022-02-16 20:42:03(144Wks ago) Report Permalink URL | ||
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| At the local Mental Hospital : Doctor: - "What is this?" Mad Man: - "This is a book i wrote. Total 500 pages." Doctor- "You wrote 500 pages?!... woooooow, What did you write?" Mad man: "On the first page i wrote One King rode on a Horse and went towards the Jungle. And on the last page i wrote The King reached the Jungle." Doctor:- "So what did you write in the remaining 498 pages?" Mad Man:- "I wrote; Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik ti tigdik tigdik... Tigdiki tigdik tigdik tigdik.... Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik ti tigdik tigdik... Doctor :- (stunned) "AND what's that????!!!!!" Mad Man:- "That's the sound of the Horse running...The hooves digging the terrain." Doctor- "AND Who will read your story?" Mad Man: "I will put it on a facebook site, my mad friend's there will definitely read it... One of them is reading it as we speak!" | |
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| GodAndUlsterPosted at 2022-02-16 20:42:27(144Wks ago) Report Permalink URL | ||
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| My in-laws couldn't cope when their cat unexpectedly had 9 kittens so my wife told me to put them in a sack and throw them in the canal. I did it but It broke my heart. I quite liked her dad. [justify][/justify] | |
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| GodAndUlsterPosted at 2022-02-16 20:43:22(144Wks ago) Report Permalink URL | ||
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| FIFTY SHADES OF GREY BY PAM AYRES👇😂 The missus bought a Paperback, down Shepton Mallet way, I had a look inside her bag;... T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey". Well I just left her to it, And at ten I went to bed. An hour later she appeared; The sight filled me with dread. In her left hand she held a rope; And in her right a whip! She threw them down upon the floor, And then began to strip. Well fifty years or so ago; I might have had a peek; But Mabel hasn't weathered well; She's eighty four next week!! Watching Mabel bump and grind; Could not have been much grimmer. And things then went from bad to worse; She toppled off her Zimmer! She struggled back upon her feet; A couple minutes later; She put her teeth back in and said "I am a dominator!!" Now if you knew our Mabel, You'd see just why I spluttered, I'd spent two months in traction For the last complaint I'd uttered. She stood there nude and naked Bent forward just a bit I went to hold her, sensual like and stood on her left tit! Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out; My God what had I done! She moaned and groaned then shouted out: "Step on the other one!!" Well readers, I can tell no more; Of what occurred that day. Suffice to say my jet black hair, Turned fifty shades of grey!! | |
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| GodAndUlsterPosted at 2022-02-16 20:46:43(144Wks ago) Report Permalink URL | ||
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| GodAndUlsterPosted at 2022-02-17 23:34:53(144Wks ago) Report Permalink URL | ||
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| "Come into the bedroom, and I'll show you a good time!" I said to the wife... When she came in I showed her pictures of me and my mates before we got married! | |
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| GodAndUlsterPosted at 2022-02-17 23:35:13(144Wks ago) Report Permalink URL | ||
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| He's been to the pet shop too and walks up to the edge of the cliff carrying another cardboard box in one hand and a shotgun in the other. 'Hi, Paddy, watch dis,' Seamus says. He takes a parrot from the box and lets him fly free. He then throws himself over the edge of the cliff with the gun. Paddy watches as half way down, Seamus takes the gun and shoots the parrot. Seamus continues to plummet down until he hits the bottom and breaks every bone in his body. Paddy shakes his head and says, 'I'm never trying dat parrotshooting either!' IT IS NOT OVER YET......... Paddy is just getting over the shock of losing two friends when Sean appears. He's also been to the pet shop and is carrying a cardboard box out of which he pulls a chicken. Sean then takes the chicken by its legs and hurls himself off the cliff and disappears down and down until he hits a rock and breaks his spine. Once more Paddy shakes his head. 'Fook dat, lads. First dere was Gerry with his budgie jumping. Den Seamus parrotshooting. And now Sean and his fook'n hengliding!' | |
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| GodAndUlsterPosted at 2022-02-17 23:38:34(144Wks ago) Report Permalink URL | ||
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| GodAndUlsterPosted at 2022-02-18 22:05:55(144Wks ago) Report Permalink URL | ||
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| My wife says she's convinced she's losing her mind... Not surprised, she's been giving me a piece of it for the last 10 years.. | |
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