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A bloke sees his ex-wife with her new lover and decides to wind him up so he shouts over, "How's the second hand pussy"...?
Quick as a flash, her lover replies, "Great! After the first three inches, it's like brand new"...:_:D

 
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NatD:_trusted_user::_sitefriend::_female::_sitelover::_junkie::_kitty::_sun::_turtle:Posted at 2022-02-08 07:51:28(125Wks ago) Report Permalink URL 
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A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: "What do you want to be when you grow up ?
"Little Larry says: "I wanna start out as an Airline Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest girl friend, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and all the while making love to her like there is no tomorrow.
The teacher, shocked and not knowing what to do with this outrageous response from little Larry, decides not to acknowledge what he said and simply tries to continue with the lesson.
And how about you, Sarah ??
Sarah thought for 10 seconds.
”I wanna’ be Larry's girlfriend!:_:D:_:D

 
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GodAndUlster:_vip::_trusted_user::_sitefriend::_male::_sitelover::_junkie::_sun::_turtle:Posted at 2022-02-10 23:45:09(124Wks ago) Report Permalink URL 
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Had to go to the Doctors yesterday and having stripped off he immediately mentioned the fact that my genitalia was perfectly shaped like a saxophone...
I explained that it was a family trait and that we all had genitalia shaped like musical instruments.
He was amazed and said, “Well, in 27 years as a GP I’ve never seen anything like it, Having said that I do remember a woman coming in a few years ago and her fanny was shaped like a Mouth Organ”.
I said, “That’ll be Our Monica”.:_:D:_:D

 
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booths when you're calling for a cab.
I grabbed a card on my way in. It was an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs all the way up to her ass. You know the kind. So I'm in my room and figure, what the hell, I'll give her a call.
"Hello?" the woman says. God, she sounded sexy.
"Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole night long. You name it, we'll do it. Bring all your implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks.We'll go hot and heavy all night Tie me up, wear a strap on, cover me in chocolate syrup and whip cream, anything you want baby. Now, how does that sound?"
She says, "That sounds fantastic, but for an outside line you need to press 9.":_:D:_:D

 
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I went to Debenhams today to buy a maternity bra for my girlfriend. The assistant asked, "What bust?"
"The fucking condom." I replied...:_:D

 
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